We all flop once in a while, but this one was so discouraging. I couldn't even tell you about it last week because I was so frustrated.
I have been sewing for a few years. I am pretty good at reading and following patterns. I have made several skirts for the nieces, so I thought it was time to make a skirt for myself. What better time than Easter? I ordered some of the new Amy Butler line and a pattern. When it arrived I was pleased with how easy the directions were for the skirt.
A little info about me. I do not like to wear skirts with a lot of elastic. They make me look WIDE, and who needs that! This skirt has a flat waistband in the front and elastic in the back. The picture of the back of the skirt looked great on the models. Not too bunchy. I thought it would be a good compromise. I've never done a zipper and am a little afraid of that. (I have to learn!)
Before I cut into my good fabric, I decided that I'd try one out with free fabric - aka my mom's stash. The skirt has 8 panels and a waistband. Cut it out, sewed it up in a very reasonable amount of time, tried it on. Whoa! Great front - very pleased.

Turned around in the mirror. Ugh! The back was a little too bunchy.
I almost could leave one whole panel out, but not quite. The hips would have been a little snug.
So, I did some thinking. I would cut the front panels in my size and just four panels for the back, but those I would cut a size bigger. That would give me not so much bunch in the back, but some room for the hips. The fabric that I would be using had a repeating pattern. I knew that might be tricky, but I thought I'd figured that out.
I laid out my good fabric , cut out the panels, and sewed them together. When I opened up the panels to the right side the width was just right, but the design was screwed up!!!

I tired to fix it by ripping the seams and sewing them in a different combo, but nothing worked. Of course I didn't have enough fabric left to cut new panels that would work, so I threw it all on the ironing board and left the room in disgust.
Sometimes something that doesn't work out just right can still be used and is considered art. Like a painting where the brush is dropped onto the canvas. It can add an extra dimension or add to the complexity of the finished product. But, this one doesn't even look eclectic. It just looks wrong. Yea, I can salvage the fabric and use it in other projects, but it's not the same. I hate it when I screw up. And especially because I had grand plans for wearing that skirt A LOT!
OK, so I'm not giving up, but I will have to go to the fabric store and get some NON-REPEATING DESIGN FABRIC!